some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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