Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Randomize
