is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
