yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize