I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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