Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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