So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
is it fun? or sober?
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