Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
where are my eyebrows?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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