I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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