dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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