This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
