at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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