Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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