But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
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