ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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