Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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