Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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