You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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