Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
And my parents said I crawled through the house
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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