I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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