I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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