well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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