im gay
i know
yea but for you.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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