So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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