Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
