Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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