We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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