And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
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