We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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