So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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