Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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