so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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