Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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