..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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