should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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