after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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