your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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