the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You're earring is so big in my mouth
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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