did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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