I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
He felt like a one man threesome
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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