How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize