Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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