sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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