I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
