All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
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