I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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