Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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