He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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