No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Can you bring me the toilet please
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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