ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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