i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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