I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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