haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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