dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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