I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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