she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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